Haiku Joke

Ok, so I don't know why, but I seem to love haikus.
During my isolation in Beale last time, I thought of a "joke" and I have now converted it to fit in a haiku. Let me know how you enjoy it:

Why is the time of
Eight Fifty Four so sexy?
It is Six to Nine!

For you slow people or sexually deprived, look up 69 online.
Hope it made you laugh.

Dancing with the Stars

What?!? Erich watches 'Dancing with the Stars' and admits to it? Of course. The video below explains why I watch it. I would comment more about the video, but it would probably be offensive to people, so I won't this time around. It speaks for itself. Enjoy!

Paralyzer

Some people might think that I am stuck in the old music of NIN forever. While that may true to some extent, I still listen to contemporary music from time to time. Recently, I heard "Paralyzer" from Finger Eleven and I thought it was really cool.

Here is the video on YouTube:

Beautiful Beale

I just got back from spending a week in Beale, CA. That was a freaking tiring week -- up by 6 am, work until 8-10 at night, and then repeat for seven days straight (including the weekend).
The beauty of it is that I get to go back in about 3 weeks.

Just as I predicted, Ethan started crawling like crazy while I was gone. He is almost standing up by himself, so it feels like he will be walking during my next business trip.

So back to talking about Beale. I traveled with about 4 other guys from work. One of them will not be going back as he did not meet the "standards of excellence" that is expected by the powers that be. Beale and its surrounding areas are as sad and depressing as can be. There was nothing to do, not that we had much time since the earliest we got back from the base was 11 pm.

OK. I am now rambling about nothing and exhausted, so I will go to bed.